An Open Letter to Amanda Lepore

Dear Amanda Lepore,

I'm sorry I accidently blew smoke in your face outside the Heatherette show. I didn't mean to, but as I turned my head your huge red lips were not what I expected to see about to run me over.

Cool lipstick.

Love,
Me.

Scott Baio is 45 and Retarded.

Oh yeah, and when are all those hookers on the Bret Michaels show gonna start puking some more? That's like the only reason I watch that show. So I can laugh at them throwing up. This is the one I'm betting on:

Here's a fun quiz!!!!

Name these films. If you can, you get a prize!!!

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